I never realized, until recently,  that a bottle of bubbles would have a best if used by date. I lounged in my chaise and proceeded to blow into my wand…*drip* no bubbles…I thought “well this bottle has been opened for a year let me get the sealed bottle that was included in last years 2 for 1 pack” I opened it up and blew into my magic bubble wand…same drip! Now I was determined to fill the skies with beautiful bubbles so I opened a big year old JUG O’BUBBLES…*drip* ….no amount of soft steady blowing or huffing and puffing or arm waving or sprinting across the yard could produce even ONE respectable bubble. I got some teensy almost bubbles and a fair amount of excercise and breath work. Not exactly the magical and relaxing sunset lounge I had envisioned.

*drip*
so-called “bubble” wand