That awkward moment when you’ve gotten yours and the other person keeps texting and you go along with it because it wouldn’t be right to have your fortune cookie then just leave them hanging…

   but they go on and on and you occasionally reply “yes…that’s it” or “ooh I like it” but outloud your asking “OMG how long will they take!?” So you read a book then shave your legs then check fb and go online and download this pretty pink and orange O even though you had yours so long ago that you’re no longer even having aftershocks…

   then after 3 HOURS you text “sorry my phone is dying – hope everything works out okay and BTW I would NEVER bark for you – maybe growl or purr but WHO THE FUCK FUCKIN BARKS!? Goodnight!”