Blame it on free sample carts

I wish all of you self-proclaimed gurus would make up your minds. Should I get back out there or enjoy some “me time”? You know what I like during my “me time”? Head. Lots of it. Riddle me that Batman.

Some people blame the rain that was fallin fallin, some people blame the moon or the night, while some blame it all on their roots. I blame the free sample stations at club warehouse stores for my dating style. So many different flavors to be enjoyed in adorable little sample sizes. Similar to online dating some sample carts even have 2 products to try – one to eat and one to drink. Also like with dating there are more free samples available on the weekend. I’m known for buying everything that I sample at Sam’s Club but I’m trying to NOT carry that habit into my personal life. It’s hard because when I like something I want to take it back to my place. The struggle is real.

Blame it on the Rain

Blame it on the Moon

Blame it on the Night

Blame it on my Roots

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