Unsolicited update since I went back on a stupid dating app:

A week ago a beautiful woman liked my profile and I politely let her know that she had a very nice profile but was, unfortunately, too far away for there to be any meeting to get to know each other etc etc

She wanted to talk anyway and said that she could live anywhere and distance shouldn’t keep two people that wanted to be together apart….it’s “only 110 miles”

Then I, the sensible one, said we don’t even know each other so we could avoid the inconvenience of long distance…not like when you get to know some and they move away.

Anyway short story long: Today she told me that she loves my hair…

She then said the silver suited me

I said I didn’t mind it even though I was brunette my entire life ( sent with 2 photos of me with brown hair)

She responded “WOW baby are you sick?!”

I replied “Sick?”

Then she asked if I dyed my hair silver…and I had to explain that around 50 years of age my hair gradually stopped being brown and started being silver…

Her response:

“Lol I understand what you mean now, it’s the change of your age but I never worry about it, because our mental age will always be 18”

and included a stupid GIF of some little 2 year old dancing with sunglasses on

P.S. She’s currently 50yrs old…2 years younger than me

P.P.S. Even though I didn’t hear her say it I keep hearing her say it over and over again in my head “Wow baby are you sick?!”