I’m happy to have lived through more times wishing that they would never end
than times wishing that they would
~KiDDแน
Silver Lining
#bubbles
Extraordinarily Ordinary
You know when you squirt the dish soap into the sink and seconds later you notice a PLETHORA of tiny magical bubbles floating all around you and you instantly feel like the hills are alive with the sound of music? (I guess to younger folks you’d feel like a Disney Princess). Well that happened to me this evening and nothing else that happened today matters. Excuse me while I sing with the woodland creatures that have inhabited my kitchen.
~KiDDแน
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It has been such a day that when I got home I got high, showered, flipped on the tube to see this and it got my high ass all stoopid and I barely restrained myself from posting this
The beginning of the end
Since I was 14yrs old I’ve shaved my legs in the shower by putting my foot chest high on the tile wall. The past few years when I shave my legs while standing in the shower I’ve started to think that one day I won’t be able to do this anymore. To me that is the beginning of the end. Eventually I will only be able to shave my legs while sitting in a bubble bath. Damn good thing I love bubble baths.
Rub a dub dub…
RUB A DUB DUB
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Alone in my tub
Hands too busy to scrub
‘Cause every pass puff puff
Is from my right to my luft
But the right hand doesn’t know
What the left one’s doin’ yo
That’s the trick
When the suds are thick
I got lotsa bubbles
That cover my troubles
And suds that totally hide
My slippery slide
*drip* no bubbles…
ย ย I never realized, until recently, ย that a bottle of bubbles would have a best if used by date. I lounged in my chaise and proceeded to blow into my wand…*drip* no bubbles…I thought “well this bottle has been opened for a year let me get the sealed bottle that was included in last years 2 for 1 pack” I opened it up and blew into my magic bubble wand…same drip! Now I was determined to fill the skies with beautiful bubbles so I opened a big year old JUG O’BUBBLES…*drip* ….no amount of soft steady blowing or huffing and puffing or arm waving or sprinting across the yard could produce even ONE respectable bubble. I got some teensy almost bubbles and a fair amount of excercise and breath work. Not exactly the magical and relaxing sunset lounge I had envisioned.
*drip*
so-called “bubble” wand
Discover the lush, flourishing beauty of the Amazon…
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ย ย I’m just soaking here in the tub reading my bottles and wondering which writer got paid more.
Not That Anyone Asked Me... 