Brain Tea, sirs…

I got this book as a gift from my girlfriend. Everytime I pick it up to do a puzzle I think that the picture on the front is a happy bowl of ramen noodles. Didn’t really think anything about that odd fact until today. I wondered why a bowl of ramen was on the cover of a brain teaser book because that’s not even brain food. Then I had my “ah ha DOH!” moment. I feel like I failed the puzzle book on something that’s not even meant to be a puzzle!

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Stupidest thing ever…

Imagine, just for a moment, being a miracle,sure
A miracle that’s just just waiting to occur.
Overflowing with the essence of thee
manifestation that was meant to be.
The unfulfilled extraordinary
event that was pure destiny.
How wonder-us-ly imagined
yet a miracle unenlivened
Why imagine it yo
do you not know
that it
is so
?
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And I DON’T CARE for rhyming poetry mostly
unless it’s a tight rap. I can’t decide if rhyming is super simple and lame orrrr ultra challenging & genius to find words to express your meaning but also happen to rhyme.

Unis’s gauntlet…

    Sometimes the universe throws a gauntlet down right in front of me. I can turn around, go around or accept the challenge. Today I say

        ” Yo Unis, let’s do this”

    If you have any doubt the universe is female let me point out that anything so intricately organized yet totally random and ultra nourishing but can squash you in a wink must be female.

        “Hey Unis, next time you got me jumpin through hoops let’s do it on roller skates!”

Rub a dub dub…

RUB A DUB DUB
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Alone in my tub
Hands too busy to scrub

‘Cause every pass puff puff
Is from my right to my luft

But the right hand doesn’t know
What the left one’s doin’ yo

That’s the trick
When the suds are thick

I got lotsa bubbles
That cover my troubles

And suds that totally hide
My slippery slide