I’m sure that it would make me uncomfortable if anyone ever tried to put me first.

Hell, maybe someone already has and I successfully resisted that pointless horse shit.

The only 1st I can actually enjoy are 1st place ribbons I earn myself.

Whether it be through foot races, spelling bees or science fairs I enjoy becoming 1st through my own efforts.

Other than that I’d much rather put everyone else before me even if they haven’t earned it.

So, would I like someone else to make my wants and desires a priority?

Like the owl with the Tootsie Pop: The world may never know.
~ Kiddo